@upfish: Thing is, tho, a lot of "experienced" lesbians/girlqueers don't like "first-timers." I guess they feel like they're someone's "experiment" or confirmation that they actually dig chicks. I've heard this sentiment from several sources, and, though I don't quite "get" it, sorta do.

@normawilahmina: OMG. Crying in dept. stores with dad about clothing sizes/lack thereof. SO BEEN THERE.

Just checked out One Stop Plus and looked at their skirts section. One word: FUG!! Everything is super long and horrible. What about "larger" women who want to show some leg, damnit??

Not sure how I feel about this. Because, well, there are actually people in this world who are NOT very beautiful, and I don't mean physically. I'm talking about people who enslave and abuse children, animal torturers, and megalomaniacs who mentally manipulate people for their own nefarious gain. The same goes for…

@spikespeigel: Ugh. She sounds horrid. I'm sorry she ruined your bowling experience. Did you tell the head of your league about what she was doing?

Maura Tierney, you are absolutely lovely. Well-worthy of the huge celebu-crush on you that I've harbored for years. AND you've got enough awesome in you to go over there and kick Mr. Trump in the gonads.

This kind of shit really bugs me, and this article hit a nerve especially. Ms. Rocker and I live next door to an extremely junked-out woman who is a total pill-head. Before we knew this, the woman asked Ms. Rocker, who suffers from chronic pain and takes multiple controlled, daily doses of prescription drugs just to…

@Biscotti_2_Hottie: Wow. That is truly, truly horrible. I sincerely hope that nurse is no longer in practice and, instead, is employed as professional shark bait.

@agog: Good for you!! What was his reaction after you gave him what for?

@em.: I know this sounds weird, but I would try Yelp. A lot of doctors are listed there, even if they have no reviews. I think the site's inspiration was actually a bad experience with a medical professional... Though I could be very wrong about this.

@Ashen: I know who they are! I think they used to play in NYC a lot with the Lunachicks.

@Noble Rat: I might agree if kids who abuse animals weren't 1) generally considered sociopaths in adulthood and 2) if the horrible girl and her videographer hadn't TAPED THE EVENT. That takes it to a whole new level of evil...

Apartment horrors!

@GoodbyeBlueMonday: Depends on the browser you use. Firefox and Chrome both have workarounds in their addons/extensions. The one I use on Chrome is called 72 minutes. There are a few of them with the same name, so look for the one with the little 72 with a circle around it. On I can't remember what it's called on…

@DonnaPirana: CAR TEETH! Much better'n the frickin lashes...

@DepecheNode: Yes yes. PM me! It's only public if you click the 'make this message public on my page' tickbox or whatever.

Who else loves this?

@rollergirl76: That face looks familiar. Snooki?

@DepecheNode: For some reason, I HAVE to know which jam band this is.

OK, Jezzies. I know there are a lot of "what are your" posts going on in here, but I can't help but add this one.