Yikes. While I get that MFA programs and the like tend to homogenize and water down writers, I have to say I disagree on some of his selections. Michael Cunningham?!

@spiraloflife: That's pretty cool. NO idea how it works, but cool nonetheless. Go your friend!

@FashionZebra: WhawhaWHA?!

@elliotellsworth: Waaa-aaaant su-shiiiiii....

@Nimabu: Awesome! Rhythm guitar riffs all around!

@StaunchCharacter: I have the same prob, but no $ for electrolysis. I just shave *cringe* and use lots of after-shaving-balm + neosporin + cortisone. It clears up the bumps... But it totally sucks.

@Strict: That is. Fuckingawesome. I hope you have kids or at least have a profound influence on some!

@TheJerseyDevil: Oh man. All I can do, fellow Jezebelle-in-Arms, is send you a big hug from across the e-universe. So :hug: I know, not altogether helpful, but it's what I've got...

@Sage-a-licious: Wow. I so feel you. Why is it that people think others' weight is any of their damn business. I don't CARE if they're doing it because they're 'concerned.' Seriously.

@heartsrevolution: Looks kinda like my goddaughter.

Going through all my childhood writing and art. My dad kept everything I ever put a pen/pencil/crayon/typewriter ribbon/digital cursor to. I'm kind of glad he did, but some of it is... Kinda heartbreaking, in a young misfit genderbending queer-ass oh my god if I met you today I'd just give you a hug kind of way.

@nora charles: Oh wow! OK, so there's still some hope that this is an elaborate scheme to demonstrate how America/the media deals with (or DOESN'T deal with) homophobia and bigotry in general. But if this is the case (and I have to say I doubt it is), Real World whats-his-nuts has taken it wuh-ayyy too far, IMHO.

I know this may sound trite—oh, hell, it IS trite—but while reading about Ryan Leslie, I imagined a mouth-breathing, bullet-headed bro with a crew-cut and bulging pecs. Instead, we have a smallish, quasi-fey, twinky emo dude with sideswept hair and a baby face. Is it wrong that this makes me EVEN MORE disappointed in…

My ex was/is horrific. I kept her on FB for a while—and yes, alternately received manipulative 'why aren't you acknowledging me/being nice to me/giving me the time of day?' BS and the delusional 'hey, we should hang out!' messages—in the hopes that I'd eventually tell her what-for. I never did, for a variety of…

@fridaycat.: Melinda Sordino FTW! That movie made me rethink my position on KStew.

@spiraloflife: OMG story of my life!! My neighbors are nonstop college partykids. I swear to GOD i wasn't that obnoxious in college...

@26hrcharleston: la la LA la-la...

My cat just reached the crossroads of "omg, you're so cute!" and "i don't want you on my desk right now, GET OFF!"

@Konstantin Bothari: Thanks. But, um, how do I find my PMs? Never gotten one before...

@Konstantin Bothari: What? How/when/over what??