"Herzegovenia? Is That A COUNTRY? A Guide for Children of Obscurely International Parentage."

@panpaniscus: YESSS omg.

@QuidProTau: Eeps, I think my comment posted wrong. But yes, I so needed this in high school. As a film-school-bound 17-year-old, I saw many a sex scene—in theatres—with the folks. My dad would NEVER FAIL to giggle and nudge me and say, in a false whisper, 'they're NAKED!!'

@archaeo_girl: LOL! Though I have to say, I grew up with a pretty awesome, self-actualized father, who raised me single-handedly for 4 years. Seriously, he used to go to the store and buy my underpants, before I started wearing boys' (which is another story...)

@archaeo_girl: That is full of so much win I cannot tell you.

@Vermontboy: Yoiks. Did you grow up thinking you had Ebola and Dengue and so on?

"Does This Make Me Look Fat? Questions Not To Ever Ask Your Dad."

Ooooh, got it: "She's Not My Mother: A Guide To Stepparents."

Oh, I'd also like to see a parental guidebook about what to do when one/both of your folks are famous and/or dead...

How about a "Guide To Step-parents" while you're at it? Specifically stepmoms. I sure as hell needed one...

@obfuscator: Keeeetans!! MINE! Um. Well. Yours, actually...

@ElphabaSkywalker: Of course! Perfection.

@I Call LOGIC FAIL!: Ugh. Your family sounds like mine but without the meandering, beat-around-the-bush "tact" filter. Be strong, Logic Fail. Be strong.

@ElphabaSkywalker: Oh dear! My mistake. How about Missus Elisabetta Ermentrude Peebles von Blurryface?

@Ceylon: Yesyesyesyes. Ooh, ooh, howabout Heinrich Peebles von Blurryface III?

@ElphabaSkywalker: You, Sir Spaniel, are hereby dubbed Mister McBlurryface.

Arg. I just really, really want to break up with my body sometimes. OK, most of the time... FML.

@ElphabaSkywalker: Yeah, some heavy lesbiage in the book... Also, Ree wears a lot of dresses, too, not so much pants like in the movie trailers.

@ElphabaSkywalker: OMG I want to see it so very, very badly but I'm broker than hell right now. Answer me one question, if you don't mind: Did they cut out the lesbian subtext between Ree and Gail or is it still in?

@Verbosity: Yay! Glad to help!