I for one was glad that he chose the shirt his mom picked out.

This. Fuck Aaron Heilman. After Endy Chavez’s catch in the 8th, this was the most depressing play I’ve seen.

I drove past there last night and thought it was a major car accident (not too uncommon in that section of Route 46). The police response was massive, easily 10-15 cars. There was a lot of traffic on the side streets, due to traffic diversion. If this had occurred during a weekday, it would have been a shitshow with…

Nah man, Giants fan. That post was just heavy on the conspiracy theory.

Please link to the infowars article you read.

I don't think he would carry NJ anyway. He's lost a lot of supporters and pretty much abandoned the state. Liking the Cowboys certainly doesn't help, though.

Christie is befitting of the NJ Cowboys fan. A boorish, front-runner, loudmouth rich kid. The Aikman years were elementary school for me, so all the doucehbags I went to school with were Cowboys fans.

But they don't have autism!

Someone should tell Rachel Phelps that there is already a team in Miami.

Don't Do It is way too low. They play the shit out of that song.

Does it really matter though? Would anyone sign him? Dallas actually has a RB, so maybe Oakland?

Imagine if Snyder had just taken a page from the Washington Wizards and just changed the name before it became a whole thing. There's a precedence for it in his own city. He'd be printing money from all the new merchandise they'd be selling.

'Nuff said.

I wish there was another "TRUE YANKEE" to retire next year. There will be a huge void in media-fellatio next year.

In the train story, I'm pretty sure it's Obama's fault, no? Or maybe Hillary? I don't watch Fox News.

At least he feels bad for the horse. Can you imagine all the shit the horse is gonna take at work on Monday? Hope he has a sick day left.

Wow that really makes it so much funnier...

Tebow.

Ah, the 9th grader's test answer to "use these vocab words in a sentence."

1 - objects accelerate in free fall. Free fall speed is constantly changing.