I call it the HellCatfish

why i hate the news. TERRORIZING THE PARKING LOTS OF AMERICA..TONIGHT ON FOX, WE INVESTIGATE THIS HEINOUS AND RECKLESS BEHAVIOR!

DANGEROUS TRICKS!!!!

Seat A/C is unreal. Every time I drive a new Ford Lariat, Platinum or King Ranch pickup the first thing I do is crank up the crotch blower. Like opening a York Peppermint Patty in Goochburg.

I'm grateful my car has heated seats, but I purposely sought out a car with heated mirrors.

Heated seats. So nice for the winter time.

HOLY SHIT A JALOP TAHT ACTUALLY BOUGHT AN EXPENSIVE CAR NEW INSTEAD OF USED.

Dodge makes it, Cummins shakes it.

Navigation/infotainment.

Grand Cherokee Hellcat. Because WHY THE HELL NOT?!

Renault's R&Go smartphone integration.

Going old school.

Cheap gas

707 HP for the masses!

Not America? NOT AMERICA!

In my military days, I would have had a buddy pick me up in a HMMWV. Then, I would have had the lowest ranking private clean it. :)

Uh oh orlove'd again. Fade to credits

In the spirit of sharing: At a local cruise night I had a fully grown adult, admittedly drunk, bellyflop onto the hood of my Trans Am, give me a thumbs up and slide down the front leaving a long and painful scratch across the Firechicken down to metal.

"I'm not a racist.... but..."

Guys who bring their newer Corvettes to classic car shows.