I take it you also spend those parties talking about the humidity of your garage and different types of fuel preservatives.

Fixable, because no matter how reliable a car is, something will break. When it does, I rather not have to sell my kidney to fix it.

http://jalopnik.com/5964932/store-puts-parking-boot-on-ambulance-while-emts-save-one-of-their-customers Quicky's Convenience. It may just cost you your life.

I want the D

It would be funny at stop lights.

Subaru EE20. Because who doesn't love turbo boxer goodness. http://boxeer.com/

Seeing this in your rear view mirror causes you to slow down at night. Drive safetly.

A Smart car or any real small Kei Car of the like. Just to fuck with people and put it in the weirdest spots possible.

This played on the local radio. Loved my commute that day.

I always have tons of these ideas laying around

First, take some decent pictures. Second, write an ad that doesn't make you sound like a complete moron. Third, talk to customers and the first who comes up with the cash gets it. First car me and dad sold online and it worked out pretty well. The car was payment for a job and it turned out to have a shit ton of…

What if this is just really clever insurance fraud?

The SSC Ultimate Aero which set the speed record was twin turbocharged. The standard Aero is supercharged. #corrections.

It's always the answer.

The Southern Pacific #4449. I just love how good it looks.

Wagon please.

The modern Cobra. Powered by a 6.4 liter V10 making 645 horse power. This could've been Ford's ZR1 killer.

How bout throwing a Hayabusa motor in the SX4. Because sleeper.

Makes the car do a barrel roll.

Base model Forester. I haven't driven that many cars.