It’s happened at least once before. I know because I was there. July 1, 1990. Unfortunately, it doesn’t go down as a no-hitter anymore because he didn’t throw the full 9 innings (WSox didn’t bat in the bottom of 9)

You should read up on what “murder” means.

Dee Gordon’s homer the game after Fernandez died will always be one of the greatest sports moments of all time to me and I won’t let anyone else forget it.

And Trump is Donny Two-Times who says everything two times.

I laughed very hard at the bare rooms and “She didn’t even leave an autograph up in this bitch”. I’d be friends with Gilbert Arenas.

Yes. Source? I'm a family law lawyer in Pennsylvania and New Jersey.

This isn’t a punishment. It is unusual, but Judges have the power in custody to create orders that are in a child’s best interest and that can include limitation on activities.

Have we reached peak shit posting on Deadspin with this trash article?

The jurors took photos with Andrews after the amount was announced, and she signed autographs, according to reports from inside the courtroom.

It’s the same conversation. He’s just trying to explain why this is actually not fucked up.

I guess my reply would be, what else are lawsuits for? How else would a defendant challenge claims made by a plaintiff like Andrews. It is a bit uncomfortable but when it comes down to it if Andrews wants to collect $75 Million she actually has to prove she deserves that compensation.

I’m a civil defense attorney so please keep that in mind when reading this comment. I’m about to get real defensive! If Erin Andrews’ attorneys are claiming she suffered $75 Million in damages - and if she is claiming some of that damage came in the form of lost job opportunities/lost wages - then this lawyer has…

Yes you are mistaken, in that she is doing both. Her theory of what they did wrong is negligence and/or willfully giving out her room number/whatever else, and she is then able to show how that damaged her, whether through personal financial loss through loss of sponsorship or emotional distress or whatever else.

When I was a summer associate at a law firm that specialized in defense-side civil litigation, one of my biggest jobs was to go around shoving old people into the mud and then dropping a fax machine on them as they struggle to get up and then having my secretary fax them an invoice for one million dollars.

If we’re being honest, this whole thing pushed her career forward faster than ever.

said everyone ever until they need one of us. Then all of the sudden your client is pure as the driven snow, loves lawyers, and wants you to fuck over the other guy, who is of course “an asshole”. But we love you all.

He’s doing his job to the best of his ability.

Lawyers are “just the best” until you or your business needs one.

I am not a big fan of CR7 but he responded well to the 2d question since it was whether he thought friendship is “SOOOO” important to a successful team. And his response was good - the friendship on the pitch is what counts.

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.