Game recognizing game here. 

Hahaha! ‘Deranged weirdo who doesn’t know how to use his limbs’ I’m fairly certain would describe every writer at Deadspin’s attempts at playing basketball. By the way, can we get video of a staff pickup game? That would be hilarious! 

Chuck, did you delete my original comment? I hope Matchroom’s taking care of you for the garbage you write! 

Hahaha! What a high falutin’ pile of nonsense. Hey Chuck, how much did Eddie pay you to write this tripe? 

When do we get to hear the good stories? I know playing an iPod in the living room is considered living on the edge to some, but it just doesn’t move the needle for me. Based on this example, I’m imagining ‘met many weird people in weird ways’ means something like bumping into Kathleen Hannah at Whole Foods. You guys…

* - tramp stamp 

See, there’s a reason that a pervert like you still insists on calling it the lower back instead of the term your brother in arms used. I wonder why that you won’t use the term even though it’s apparently a joke. Stay the fuck away from teenage girls, they don’t want sign a middle aged man’s tramp stamp. 

Hahaha! You did it again, completely ignored TRAMP STAMP in your effort to normalize the harassment of young women. Hey closeted pedophile, remember when you said: ‘You are the one who has some sick fetish that turns a joke of having your back signed into so some of your sick fetish shit.’ He didn’t ask her to sign…

Keep ignoring what I said to justify your creepy, perverted fantasies. You still haven’t addressed the middle aged man asking a GIRL to sign his TRAMP STAMP, not his back. By the way, your poor wife. I can only imagine what she finds you looking at online when she comes home. ‘It’s harmless honey, don’t turn it some…

Hahahaha! For real though, stay the fuck away from women sicko. 

Hahaha! Keep ignoring the fact that you brother in arms called it a ‘tramp stamp’ creep. And where are you getting this ‘sick fetish shit’. That’s you’re perverted imagination running away with you again. What I said was, ‘young women being placed in situations that makes them have to engage in a bizarre, physical…

Hahaha! You perverts are incredible. Not an ounce of shame. 

Hahaha!!! ‘...speaking for this woman and taking her voice away’! Hahahaha!!! Hey perv, no one’s buying it, certainly not your middle aged pervert cohort who asked a teenage GIRL to sign his ‘tramp stamp’. By the way, thanks for proving the point of my comment creep.

The only people that would possibly be upset by that comment is someone who identifies as a perverted creep. Yikes! Not a good look man. Also, considering you’re a perverted creep, your insult isn’t exactly hurtful. 

Aw look, another white knight for perverts! 

Hahaha! Aw look at you, white knighting for perverts! How noble. Let me know if you’d ever care to discuss this face to face, I’m willing to leave my safe space if you’re willing to put some pants on and get out from behind the computer. I promise not to bring my therapy dog, I wouldn’t want to scare you off. By the…

Hahaha! Now you’re just making shit up perv. But please continue, you just keep proving my point. Hahaha!

Hahaha! Aw, the poor creep can’t leave it alone! Sure thing buddy, read into what I’m saying however you’d like. I’m not the one arguing with someone over being defensive of a young woman in the face of perverted grown men like you. And thank you for continuing to prove my point! 

Oh look, it’s another perverted dude white knighting for his fellow creeps! Kinda ironic considering my comment. Haha! Keep making false equivalencies, the only people buying it are you and pathetic friends. 

Funny thing is, dude’s comment was him white knighting for his fellow pervert. Haha!