He's going to be awfully surprised when the bank forecloses on his house, even though he made the payment on last month's mortgage. It sure would have been nice for someone to have reminded him that he was supposed to be paying it the entire 5 years prior.

Man, I was hoping this would be in here. God how I miss my 240, what an awesome car.

Hahaha! Duh!

Well, mine was an auto, I could definitely imagine having issues with three pedals. What'd you think of how it drove? I was excited to drive it because it looked sporty but it drove like what I imagine a Scion would.

I'm 6'2" and drove one from Yosemite to Sacramento and the size was actually never an issue. In fact, it's way worse driving my 2000 Ranger. The problem with the Solstice is that the base version drove like shit, I'd rather have driven my old '87 Volvo. The GXP's sound cool though!

HAHAHA!

Perfect!

(N)othing physical had happened in their relationship before or since.

Damn thing looks like a 4 x 4 the way it sits on those wheels.

I keep hoping someone puts a supercharger on that LS7 and gets some lap times with it.

Yeah, but it sure seems as if this thing is WAY more than the sum of it's admittedly high end parts. These dudes tuned the shit out of this thing.

Mark Stielow's probably the coolest guy alive.

Ah, I see this dude went to one of Guy Fieri's new hair salons, "Hair As Shitty As My Food".

Sounds like a teenage girl telling her horse to stop, and then mockingly admonishing it after she was knocked off by a low hanging branch.

I opened a Facebook account.

I was thinking the exact same thing! And how about some context for the lap time. Is 1:30 good? I have no fucking clue!

Motherfuckers are so lazy they need someone else to type 140 characters? And what in blazes does it mean for someone to tweet out in a spiral motion? This thing sounds like they replaced the cabin fragrance with an LSD mist.

Hahaha! Thanks for the feedback.

Yes, but what is the Club's thoughts on the E39 540i mentioned above?

Definitely the puns, and certainly an ironic name. Hahaha!