Above reproach? Jesus, that's laying it on a little thick.

The 'bad' in front of 'SNL' is redundant.

I think it's an ignition issue.

Do you even know who Cunningham is? Probably not, so obviously, he's a nobody. Great job! When do we get to laugh at you playing basketball, because I imagine it has to be a million times more hilarious than this.

Damn, you're one bad mother fucker! 40 times 86 is close to a million, fuck, so a million times more thought out. Great job!

Boy, you really thought this through haven't you? As one commenter has said, some places are actually considerably cheaper with cash. More than that, I myself have had my ATM/Credit Card number ripped off from using one of those machines on the pump. I pay cash now because I don't to get charged for a laptop I don't…

No one will read this, but this the easiest fucking solution:

Hahaha!!!

Here's something an Elio owner will never say: "Sure, I'll take you guys to the airport".

It's not a truck at that point, it's a car shaped like a truck.

If you're a dude that buys a $40,000+ truck, and don't live anywhere that it's useful, you're probably the kind of guy that wouldn't dare run over stuff like a MAN! for fear of denting a fender or scratching the rims. Most of these trucks I see are cleaner than most cars.

There's something about the Raiders that makes people just want to lose it!

Leaking oil sparked by an electrical issue.

That would be really cool!

So awesome! I sure hope you guys bring back some pictures!

What will you guys be driving?

Boy, you guys sure know a lot about the NBA!

Okay, we get it! You have a girlfriend! There's no need to keep rubbing it in! Some (most?) of us are lonely here Doug, please have some mercy on us.

No, I haven't! So you really like the new chassis?

I want like 80 of those things! JIZZ CITY!