So much better for you than a Power Bar.

Those who live with a glass eye shouldn't throw it over to Bob Ley.

You went to West, right? My name is Paul Alexander, I was in the Class of '96. Cool to see someone from West writing for Jalopnik.

I have nothing to add to this article, I just realized I went to high school with the author and his dad happened to be my driving instructor! He was a terrific instructor, and in no way responsible for the terrible techniques I have developed in the interim.

Stiviano is obviously not getting enough credit here. By requesting that the games be considered 'began' without actually beginning, it means that the games can never begin, because they've already began! SLUM DANK!

Kia's version of a Lambo.

Never saw the second one, but this scene from the first one is absolutely amazing!:

Probably should have let the cat sandwich throw it submarine style.

Great stuff man! What a great peek into prison life. Sounds like terrific fun, I have no idea why anyone would want to leave! I mean aside from the constant threats of violence and being locked up in a cage.

"Yeah, so things were getting heavy and I moved on down to third base..."

Considering he's an Indians' fan, he'll still probably refer to this as a catch.

I can't wait to see Georgia Tech's test results.

Oh yeah, and these two articles from the local weekly are very interesting as well:

Another interesting tidbit, that I'm going to have difficulty fitting into the larger picture of Sac/Dem/Education politics, is that there is a non-profit organization called the Nehemiah Group, ostensibly for the benefit of young African American entrepeneuers, headed by a man named Scott Syphax. I first became…

Hey Dave, you may want to investigate the linkage between them and Arne Duncan. Also, his links to a group called the Nehemiah Group headed by a man named Scott Syphax and Drexel University.

Poor Mary Barra. She was robbed of an executive's greatest defense against accusations of malfeasance from the immediate beginning of her tenure: "I don't recall"

Nana the grandma, on the other hand, lets her teats hit the ground.

Redick must be a huge hot cocoa fan based on his Swiss Miss.

That's all I could think of when I watched this amazing feat of athleticism as well.

I got violent this weekend as well, but no one found the beating I put on my mom for Mother's Day very awesome.