I got violent this weekend as well, but no one found the beating I put on my mom for Mother's Day very awesome.

<tries on glasses for first time>

I can't imagine those players were very excited to see pictures of the top of their coach's dick.

You win! I'm glad they killed that woman and prevented all the deaths from everyone's hypothetical scenarios!

This is an excellent point! They protected the town from a 93 year old woman with a pistol from going on a rampage! I heard she may have had a gatling gun mounted to her walker as well.

SHE WAS A 93 YEAR OLD WHO COULDN'T PASS HER FUCKING DRIVERS TEST!!! By the way, the department didn't see this as a very heroic maneuver considering they put him on leave, which is strange since according to your expert reading of the situation dude should have received some sort of medal for bravery in his stand off…

You are one sick fuck. Again, that's just a personal opinion. I only say this because I'm sure there was no other way to handle this situation, say a rubber bullet or bean bag or taser. No, the only way to handle this was for those brave police officers with body armor and big guns to blow an old lady away. And I know…

C'mon man, there was absolutely no other way for a group of well armed, well trained, full grown men to have handled this situation with a 93 year old woman with a pistol, who's eyes and reflexes are so bad they took away her license. Kudos to those brave gentleman!

Of course, if anyone happens to act in any sort of dangerous manner they should just be shot and killed. I really wish the DMV had just put her down on the spot because they should have known she might still try to drive through a restaurant, endangering orphans. Now this poor officer is suspended and the department…

Thank God this officer had the foresight to prevent a car from driving into a fucking restaurant. And as far as I can tell, one life was actually lost in this incident.

Damn! These college pussies could sure learn a thing or two about being a man from you!

No, that was his urine sample.

There should be an 'as' before 'well'. Fuck.

"Judging by the selections above, they could just well serve as 'lock-up' songs." - Mike Wise

If you take away the bogus assists, what are you really left with? 63 points and 22 rebounds between two perimeter players just really isn't that exciting.

So true! And so relevant!

Informative and hilarious? I can't handle it! I was cracking up through the whole thing while finally discovering why a not-bad looking car with a V-8 has such a terrible reputation. FWD? Slap my mama! (Do people say that? I do!)

I think 'fucking worst' was a step too far, but I stand by the rest of what I said! (I can't seem to edit the original comment).

"It's funny when car "editors" want to have light, simple cars, and when they get them, they want all the doodads and shit that add weight and complexity. Go figure."

Teeth will ruin your churros.