A fake football player claiming to play for a second rate SEC team driving an old Lamborghini around St. Louis?

[Shaq takes sip of coffee]

What's the big deal about a couple of football players tackling with smiles on their faces?

"Joey?"

Peyton Manning is built unlike any man I've ever seen. Makes you wonder what he's really doing in the off season with that mysterious Dr. Moreau.

I'm really surprised no one has brought up that dude from 'Family Guy'!

"Like I was saying, I need another kid like I need a third..."

Santa looks like he's trying to hide from Yoko.

If your dream was to compete for a world championship on an ESPN network, well, there's hope for you.

"Hey coach, do I have to post up again? That guy keeps poking me with something."

'Buzz City' is actually a drunk tank decorated with Muggsy Bogues memorabilia.

The Angle of List: Because Not Everything About Boating Has To Sink

"Hey kids, do you want me to 'put you on the couch'?"

[attaches Wild Turkey IV to puppy]

<burp burp burp beep beep burp beep>

I tried to make ragu and somehow ended up with my girlfriend Prego.

When girls fight, the blood tends to flow.

+1

The Honorable Judge Yosemite Sam's typically terse tort law judgments are a pleasure to read in my opinion.

Study: Or Flunk Out of School Like Your Loser Uncle Paul