Oh Ed, remember when we used to stretch out each others balls? You in that striped top you would never remove in my presence, unlike your knickers, which were off by the time you reached the front door. There we were in Paris, yanking each others' testes on the Eiffel Tower. Then there was Bali, you covering my eyes…

"Where do I rank the iron bowl? Let's just say the stone and bronze stay in the cave cupboard now." - Verne

A less mathematical way of examining the futility of the Celtics would be to see if they have Keith Bogans suited up and ready to play.

This one hit me square in my goggles! +20/20

I'm not defending the Lincecum signing, it's just that 2 World Series Championships in the last 4 seasons hardly seems to me 'mixed success'.

"Better to be crippled by fear than crippled by a horse. Unless of course that fearful loss of the use of his legs is literal, in which case it sucks either way." - That actor dude that played Batman

This is fantastic! +1

I figured this conversation would get someone to out themselves as an actual wealthy person!

Nah, I'm pretty sure that I read V10 is their special formula made with baby seal blubber.

I should have realized you were from Atlantis from your accent! DUH!

You talk as if I was made out of space gold! I got a lot of money, but not mythical animal barbecue kind of money.

Okay, I think I get it but what the fuck is a V10? Fuck, I think I may be an idiot!

You still around? Man, you're going to end having DUAN somewhere on your headstone or on whatever they dispose your body with.

Bathed in your own shit? Hey, I can get down on that but what's it have to do with being really fucking rich? Now if it was Robin Leach's shit...

I was raised on Yeti fritters! Did you grow up in Camelot as well?

What an amazing card! I always thought that when UFC teamed up with Fox it would turn into something big, and Fox really seems to be putting it weights behind it. I'm excited for the future!

Broke dudes are always trying to convince people they got a lot more than they actually have, but if you ever meet an actual rich person, they'll usually tell you how they're not that rich.

It looks like the imaginary love child of Albert Speer assfucking Optimus Prime (Autobots reproductive organs are ass-backwards) then raised by a pack of Skip Baylesses.

"I can't even wear hats." HAHAHA!!! This was absolutely delightful Sean, thank you!

You're shitting me! I'm on my way.