Broke dudes are always trying to convince people they got a lot more than they actually have, but if you ever meet an actual rich person, they'll usually tell you how they're not that rich.

It looks like the imaginary love child of Albert Speer assfucking Optimus Prime (Autobots reproductive organs are ass-backwards) then raised by a pack of Skip Baylesses.

"I can't even wear hats." HAHAHA!!! This was absolutely delightful Sean, thank you!

You're shitting me! I'm on my way.

Ah Twitter, I remember her! A reminder of those dark days spent whiling away in the closet that served as my office. I've moved on man, I've got cans now.

This is why I don't bother with this site anymore, people always trying to make me look bad. Congratulations, you caught me in a lie! Way to go Sherlock Matlock.

Emasculated? How dare you?! Moving to Michigan in the middle of winter sounds like most wonderful idea ever.

I quit my job about two months ago and let me tell you, it's been fantastic! I wake up at around 4AM and then I jump on my Torker tricycle with the big basket in the back. I line the basket with a trash bag. Then I race down the street to the nearest shopping center, where, If I'm lucky, I can collect enough cans to…

Refreshe Purified Drinking Water from Safeway and chores. Ohhhhhh baby!

+1

Glenn Davis is going to take Andy Hawkins deep at least twice today! BOOK IT!

Great job!

Thanks for the advice, it's really making me reconsider what I did. I would send this in a message but I have no idea how to do that anymore.

I'm figuring I'll have to but I also know the business (almost) as well as he does. The business is really just me and him and I'm responsible for a large portion of the business. It's really not about money but I would like to get a little more than I currently am considering what's going through there.

Thanks man! I GOT NUTTIN 2 LOZE!

Sorry boss!

'Weed lenient'? Motherfucker needs to start supplying some edibles!

Hahaha!!!

The reason I did it via email is because we've had a number of verbal conversations and most of the stuff we talked about he never followed through on. I wanted to have a trail of some sort to make sure whatever we agree too gets abided by.

Does anyone actually use DUAN!?