I would just like to take a moment to thank all of you for tolerating me and the star I received, which I then proceeded to abuse with some really unfunny comments. The star was a heavy burden and I didn't wear it well.

The only time I've ever seen fecal matter float was the time I saw G.G. Allin take a dump in a glass of root beer at the A & W down the street.

Drinking recycled urine isn't so bad. When you're out at the beach, soaking up some rays, a Keystone Ice is actually pretty damn good.

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He's a fucking maniac!

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I already don't like this! A.J. Dullaria and that chick jennyblue17 are going to be the only ones that comment? Why even bother having a comment faerie or ninja or hall monitor? It doesn't make sense!

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You see, he was proactive and tried to put himself in a better position to win, rather than staying on a bad team and wishing and hoping they surrounded him with better players. That's a no-no. If Durant ends up on a team with Westbrook, Harden and Ibaka, well that's great because it just happened. LeBron should have…

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They've always said he's got a lot of Mad Dog in him.

Hahaha!

I hope one day someone will call me 'a piece of ass' instead.

I just changed my profile. I never use the fucker! It's time to fulfill my destiny!