They've always said he's got a lot of Mad Dog in him.

Hahaha!

I hope one day someone will call me 'a piece of ass' instead.

I just changed my profile. I never use the fucker! It's time to fulfill my destiny!

I actually just figured that out. I'm on there, I just never use it. Thanks for the reminder, though.

Harden is terrified!

The Heat are relentless! The Thunder should attack LeBron and his sore vagina!

Someone seriously sabotaged that tank.

Russell Westbrook is on bath salts!!!

Ha!

Amazing!

+1

Is life really all about efficiency? Have you thought that maybe some people like to take their time and smell the, uh, ollies? C'mon man, the whole world isn't a factory floor!

Might as well head home. Sucks. I really thought this was going to be a good series.

Better their breasts than a jar with their ovaries in it.

If it stays low, it seems like it would be Furyk's kind of tournament since he's so steady. But Tiger is Tiger. I hope he keeps playing well through Sunday, it's just so much more exciting.

+1

Taco trucks are the best. We have quite a few good ones here in Sacramento.

Normally it is actually. I'd rather he just pay me my regular paycheck on time. This is just weird.

I'm nervous, I don't know how to suck dicks.