I have no air conditioning. I live in Sacramento. It's hot. I am not a pleasant person to be around at the moment. If you don't believe, take a look at the bite marks on my mom's arm.

I was right there with you, as were all my friends. I don't think I've ever anticipated anything as much as Wu-Tang Forever. I felt so cool because I got it the night before it was supposed to come out. I still have friends that are obsessed with them. My buddy and this other guy I went to high school with have been…

Scotty Brooks must love it when Westbrook jacks up a flat footed, off the dribble three with 15 left on the shot clock! That's just good basketball, what Dr. Naismith himself imagined basketball should be.

Show off!

Fuck, totally forgot about Rage.

My dad's friend was a big time record collector and I really looked up to the guy so I sort of skipped the horrible music phase. I was listening to Frank Zappa (who I forgot to mention) when I was 14.

Wow, that's kind of a sad list (in my horrible opinion). Collective Soul has always struck me as the equivalent of listening to cardboard.

Dear Jay Mariotti:

Lesson No. 5: Aluminum Cans Are Worth Much More Than Glass Bottles

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In an attempt to be even more ironic, Dennis Byrd was used in a 1993 commercial when they brought back the "Discover the Feeling" slogan.

The last time I saw a couple of horses drag racing, Alexis Arquette was trying to beat RuPaul to a bottle of Xanax.

Fuck! That's a great buy! I could really use one myself, the skin on my dick is getting awfully shaggy.

How could someone possibly say no? That's such a great deal! It'd be really cool if Costco offered something like bulk surgeries.

Oh shit! Too late!

Thanks man. Key West seems like a good place to recharge.

Couldn't agree more. Never cared much for Southern rap, but Killer Mike's new album makes me want to go back and check out his older shit. El-P is just such an awesome producer.

Joey, you've hit the nail on the fucking head! My job is fucking killing me. I've tried explaining this to my girlfriend, but she doesn't seem to understand. I don't think of myself as being an unmotivated person, but when I have to do anything for work, it feels like the equivalent of trying to lift a car over my…

Thanks man, I'll take a look. I think I may be over doing it. I've really plateaued lately and I've been having a lot more bad days than usual.