It was Robot Jerry Rice. I'm glad you mentioned it because I was trying to remember what it was so I can read it.

I'm so glad I'm not watching this! I wonder how pay-per-views this crap got.

Wow, that's amazing man! I'm going through some shit with my girl and I'm wondering if might be time for a big change.

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I THINK YOU MEANT TO SAY 'QUEEF' JAMES!!!11!1

Hahaha!

Everyone is going to point to the 45 points and 15 rebounds and conveniently overlook the 4 turnovers, no blocks or steals (meaning he was half assing it on defense) and the fact that the pressure obviously got to him as evidenced by the fact he went an embarrassing 5 of 9 from the line. And once again, Wade outscored…

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Man, if only the Celtics still had Antoine Walker! He could bring them back with some 4 pointers.

I like Spoelstra's thinking: let Lebron play 45 minutes. He needs the exercise.

I think that Ryan Hollins dunk is going to get the Celtics back in this.

I was, but then I read some article and now I feel nothing but concern.

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I'd pay a lot of money to whack off to something like that.

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Menino has been believed to have had a drug problem due to the large amounts of cocaine his wife has found, but after talking to him it was discovered he just keeps getting given the stuff every time he tries ordering a soda.

If there's anything a neo-nazi fears, it's probably a yellow card from a UEFA referee.

Have you tried jabbing your fucking with the antenna?