Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.

Gross. Sean Penn looks like he smells like beef jerky and dirty laundry.

She still sounds like a teenager singing about boys.

He’s been accused once. One time. One. And that person ninja vanished without a trace, and literally all of the other supposed accusations, according to the two that made them, clarified that they weren’t talking about him.

This shit has nothing to do with timing. Releasing films has nothing to do with protecting your…

“repeatedly accused”

He just couldn’t go with Pootie Tang II: Electric Pootieloo, could he? Noooo....he had to make some Art™.

My immediate family members said and did a whole lot of awful shit to me when I was a kid so much so we not exactly tight as adults. I don’t want to be.

Ok, here goes. Writing this out makes me want to barf. 

Not in the original post, the jokes aren’t spam as Panties-in-a-wad up here suggests, and they’re clearly not entries to the contest so lighten the fuck up, Francis.

I might be slightly doxxing myself here, but I taught for several years at a university with a significant museum of anthropology and many of my colleagues were archaeologists. Some of the grad students would do lab work there cataloguing and identifying a collection that had been donated to our department by someone…

Yo seriously what the fuck? Why are you being such an asshole?

For a few years in the mid-90s I was studying to be an archaeologist and spent a few summers in the field doing excavations. Whenever I would bring this up in later years, people would occasionally ask if I had any cool Indiana Jones encounters. I’d laugh, and they’d laugh, and we’d move on to some other topic. And…

So I moved around a lot when I grew up, but there was one house in particular that was very very much haunted.  

“ it also helped that Wubbels is a blond white woman. Officers recorded while perpetrating violence against black men and women have a much higher job retention.”

What did the tweet say? It has been removed.

Nods in agreement.

God. Passions was SO BAD. I watched it religiously.

My employer tried to put the kibosh on headphones...said they want to foster a collaborative environment and you can’t do that when you’re closed off wearing headphones. They didn’t say they were banned, just that they would prefer us not to use them. We have ignored that recommendation. The day would be…

I just had a conversation with a friend where I suggested that tom hanks is just to fucking squeaky clean and charming, that he has to murder animals and keep a graveyard in his basement or something. He vehemently argued that Tom Hanks is just awesome. I don’t wanna be right but fuck would I feel justified. BUT FUCK…