Fucking right, vertical video and all.

Look at your daughter’s hand! Does she have invisibility powers like Sue Storm or Violet Parr?

Wearing gauges as an auto mechanic seems like a supremely bad idea.

Awesome. I read that with Yakkity Sax playing in my head. Try it, it's even better that way!

A friend of mine and I used to have 2003 Lancer Evolutions and plenty of spare time, so we’d help each other modify them. At the time, I had converted mine to run on E85 and was making just North of 500hp at the crank (at a whopping 5mpg around town- not worth it) and he wanted to pull his 2.0 and replace it with the…

Do testicles count as currency? If so, I have a few to add to the pool. I doubt I’ll ever need them, the car I’ll be selling them for doesn’t have any back seats anyway.

I hope I look that good at 84. Shit, I hope I am alive at 84.

Not often described as the best car designed by Giugiaro, but it is a brave choice, to say the least. Clarkson has a few opinions on the quality of its design at 3:56 in this video:

Lol, heinous, yet strangely intriguing...

The Iso Grifo was a great looking car in its day, and today

I’m sure the documentary will be riveting.

I know! I’m from the north, so I never really cared about the confederate flag one way or the other, but the Duke brothers are just a couple good ol’ boys, never meaning no harm! I guess, in fairness, they have been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.

I’m assuming this is Ride of the Valkyries. I’ve actually driven at speed in a storm while blasting this and I can confirm it is awesome.

I back into spots all the time. I`d rather back into the parking spot than back out into traffic flow. It just feels like a safer way to do things.

Hello, I drive both a BMW E30 and a fullsize pickup truck. I'm not sure if you have ever driven a fullsize pickup truck, but their turning radii are somewhere in the range of Montana Class battleship. So, a lot of times parking lots/spaces aren't even engineered to allow you to approach nose in. If you do, you are…

If you don’t back into the spot, you have to back out of the spot. I don’t understand what the problem is here - it should take the same amount of time.

It’s easier to park a giant ass truck in a tight spot by backing in. I suppose that goes for a car and a really tight spot as well.

Should’ve just done this to both of them:

Just gonna’ leave this here...

Ty, really thought a guy with your bona fides would do better than to use the word "silencer".