Little. Tip. Dick.

Sorry to hear that. I can only say that I would prefer to light a candle than curse the darkness. One more person enlightened to me means one less person to curse in the future... and possibly a benefit to other disabled people or their assistants.

Fair enough, I suppose, that each person finds his own way to deal with ugly insinuations. I just had a set of business cards done; perhaps if I were in your situation I would have described the condition on cards I could hand out without having to speak.

True. But I have imagined myself in both places, and I think a bit of explanatory diplomacy goes a long way. Certainly more so than merely "Fuck off."

See my reply to "skeffles."

Dunno about you, but where I come from, a polite inquiry is followed by a polite answer and all is well. "FUCK OFF" should be flagged as a likely sign of deliberate wrongdoing.

Some of the best McLaren F1 porn on which I have yet laid eyes. GFW strikes again!

NICE passive-aggressive assholes.

Are those rearview camera ports in or around the bumper? I'd wager those offer much more usable visibility...

No local constabularies in the US?...

Even better/worse: Cimarron. A name as forgettable as the Cadillac model to which it was assigned.

Jeepers. You would THINK there was a better and faster way.

Bless you, kind sir, for sharing such splendid and personal automotive souvenirs in wallpaper size!

I'm betting you wouldn't mind from inside; actually, you might appreciate the increased visibility.

Well, when you put it that way...

You sure you're not an aspiring Tavarish?

"Looked better stock."

1. I'd post the animated GIF of Futurama's Frye yelling "Shut up and take my money!"... except I can't get that to work. Be mighty obliged if someone could enlighten me.

Jeepers. I normally come to Kinja/Jalopnik to read calming stories of automotive nature.

Thanks for that Class-A wallpaper material.