Painfully awesome and awesomely painful.

Aren't you being called out on your theory elsewhere in this comment thread?

"On the other hand, if I had Jay Leno money, I would love to have a salaried mechanic on staff to keep a fleet of great classic cars running and restore new acquisitions."

I labelled this photo "dirty-amateur" as I saved it to my hard drive.

I totally respect Dempsey for taking the race so seriously; seems like another cut from the Paul Newman mold, and that's a good thing. But who IS that hot blonde?

Oh, thank bloody God! I thought I was about to die of TSB due to car-porn shortage lately.

On the contrary, the whimsical music perfectly suited the odd reversing of otherwise common motions.

LOL! Thanks for that entertaining clarification...

What does "jimp" mean? Did you jizz and jump at the same time?

You could have saved some time and helped us all out by posting conclusive evidence...

I sure as HELL dreamed of owning a Nissan! A 1990 (Z32) 300ZX Turbo, to be exact.

So you're insisting that people never look younger or older than their actual age? Is that too good to be true?

You're being sarcastic, I take it?

I suppose it's all conjecture until a proper head-to-head comparison is done, yes? Furthermore, it could also come down to driver skill and preference...

I'm probably talking out of my ass, but there are quite a few in this comment page who claim to have worked on a wide variety of LS motors; they don't appear to be bullshitting.

Damn, some of these would be badass wallpapers. At the proper resolution and quality, of course.

I'm guessing the truck carrying the cannisters doesn't have any usable evidence in the form of an intact camera...

Wouldn't a Jalopnik buy doubles of certain favorites? This way he/she could store one of each and forever hoon the other...

Nice tips in theory, but where can you trust a lawyer? :-)

You're missing the point. You spoke to RuinedZ (the actual owner of the car who lurks in these forums) in the third person, so it sounded as though you were trying to soften the blow or something.