"Toyota Pious" LOL

That color's not half-bad. I'd take any Porsche in that purple... except maybe a 914 or 924.

Ehhh, who admits to driving a V6 Mustang?

Now if John Lingenfelter were still alive to make similar claims, I'd buy one of his products. Low finances notwithstanding. RIP J.L.

I guess we've gotten beyond mere annoyances, like rushing advance green left-turns? You know the kind - traffic in front of you gets to turn left across your lane, but when the light turns straight so that you can go ahead, two or three assholes keep chugging left, clogging your right-of-way. I often fantasize about…

Heartily agree. To heck with DUI 2nd and 3rd offenses - texting should be automatic jail.

Ehh, dunno, I didn't mind it. The German language is similar in that certain consonant clusters can sound and feel especially harsh to novice speakers, but bring in a professional singer who is a Lieder expert and that can change instantaneously.

What about NHRA/IHRA fans, who go straight down the quarter-mile? ^_^

Yeah, Scraper here has a history of verbose, callous and ill-informed rantings.

So United breaks guitars AND kills dogs... Great.

Anybody else think the bus driver (presumed also to be the narrator) both looks and sounds like Till Lindemann, lead singer for Rammstein? (under disguise of mustache and possible fat suit)

Is it just me, or is that a large wallpaper which happens to have a lot of jaggies?? Just look over the hood and roof...

Can you imagine the police officer writing you a ticket to go back to school?

Heh, thanks for your astute photo rebuttal.

Thank heaven for choice. And that we all have different Ferrari models to drool over.

HA! I remember a similar caption from an 80's issue of Road & Track, last page inside the back cover. Picture of a BB512 having skidded across a snowy road, slid down a ditch and broadsided a tree. Guy wearing white pants and fancy shoes stands on the road, calmly lighting a cigarette. Caption:

Meh, I don't mind the spoiler so much - at least it doesn't look like a ricer tack-on.

Meh, I don't mind the spoiler so much - at least it doesn't look like a ricer tack-on.

Doubt you'd get anywhere near mons (or LeMans, for that matter) with such a car.