Lane’s great! She converted to hardcore conservative Christianity and is homeschooling her children so that they learn literal Bible interpretation science. Zach converted as well and is now a senior salesman at a car dealership. Mrs. Kim couldn’t be prouder.

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

Especially in a Walmart.

I fucking dare the NRA assholes to say the problem is people in Texas don’t have free enough access to guns. I FUCKING DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU.

A man can have a documented history of violence, yet people still describe him as “sweet” and “gentle” and somehow incapable of perpetrating violence AGAIN. Yet, a woman with texts and photographic evidence of abuse is lying.

As someone who has actually done real work lobbying for gun control, I hope that Amy’s selfie is mocking this #WearOrange “slacktivist” nonsense. Wearing orange is bullshit; if you really want change, write your Congressman and Senators and then vote for candidates in November who support gun control measures.

low-key dying at my desk right now, omg. This is good kinja

I’m not one who usually corrects grammar on the internet, but I just couldn’t resist lol.

I blame Rob, who added that sentence.

Playing a bit loosey-goosey with ‘Confirmation’ here. A director whose sole tie to the show is that he directed two episodes of this season? He’s probably just regurgitating the very rumors we’re claiming his comment here corroborates.

I wish I could give you like 5 stars. This cracked me up so fucking bad. Especially with the mental image of him flipping his shit about the E.R. not knowing who he was. OBVIOUSLY THEY WOULDN’T!!

I will say it seemed like they enjoyed each others’ company, but never looked like they were head over heels in love. Maybe I’m naive but I just cannot believe someone as die-hard romantic as Taylor would have a relationship *just* for publicity. I think it’s more like they seemed like a good match and looked good…

She might go through boyfriends faster than toilet paper, but if she was a male musician with that level of fame and success, nobody would be surprised.

Security guards on the Depp payroll, I'm assuming. Okay.

THIS IS LIKE WHEN RYAN COMPARED BLAKE LIVELY TO BEYONCE. SOMEBODY GO CHECK THE WATER AT THE REYNOLDS HOUSEHOLD BECAUSE THESE FOOLS ARE TRIPPIN.

Preach. He owes her his life. He probably would’ve been long dead by now if it weren’t for her.

CALLED IT.

According to family history, my aunt was a notoriously shy child to the point where she was often scolded for rudeness. I imagine Caroline has a similar situation. I was a shy kid too, who eventually learned how to hide it entirely (so now a lot of people seem surprised when I say I’m introverted—friendly and…

I love her. I know that’s not the consensus on this site, but I think she’s awesome and hilarious and I’m so excited for this next season.

At least Will didn’t devolve into the mediocrity that is Eddie Murphy today. Coming up, he seemed kind of cool (I was a teen when his song about Miami came out) but now he’s corny. Will Smith is like that uncle that’s super dope when you’re a kid but then realized he’s actually not by the time you get to be an adult.