totallysecretburner
TotallySecretBurner
totallysecretburner

The O.G. Manic Pixie Dream Girl is Maude, from Harold and Maude. Here we have the archetype: a woman who is off kilter enters the life of a privileged man who needs to break out of stasis. He needs her more than she needs him, and he is forever changed by the experience and better for it, making her story all about his

That last line!

“Older Articles Are Racing Ahead Of The Comments In The Quest To Get Ad Hits With Infinitely Scrolling Pages”

100 million? Chump change...

Not sure what you mean. If you split comcast into a bunch of small companies, they would compete for turf and customers. They’d have access to all the same lines. You would have various small options instead of one big option. If the small companies refuse to compete with each other, that’s called collusion and it’s

Ah, but they will see that i neither wipe nor shave nor wax. I am above such petty human concerns!

This sounds less like censorship and more like a translator taking liberties that he happens to find funny. And then getting upset when other people didn’t agree with him.

actually they make them fight to the death like real-life pokemon.

Chicken fingers and “boneless wings” are distinct. Chicken finger meat should be that long, thinner strip that lies under the main breast meat. So far as I know, “boneless wings” are simply large-diced hunks of breast meat that have been breaded and deep fried. And the name is, indeed, stupid.

This has to be the most fact-laden non-biased semi-political post that includes Trump I have seen on these websites. Well done!

From the article above: (you know, the one you just read and made a comment on)

Or regular nachos are deconstructed and this is the real deal.

I’m not sure child tax credits are about “rewarding” people for not wearing a condom. Could it be more an issue of not punishing people for their fundamental biology, in that we’re all living beings that are wired for reproduction? I dunno. I don’t have kids, and taxes are bad enough. I sort of feel like paying for a

Crumbs-n-cheese

So are we not gonna talk about Gizmodo’s culpability there? The reason why fake news was so prevalent on Facebook was some misleading reporting that Facebook was suppressing conservative views (in actuality, humans were determining what was newsworthy, and human bias seeped in, which is pretty inevitable and

The reason why Mnuchin is saying that it’ll pay for itself is because of the Byrd Rule. If a law is not revenue-neutral during a 10-year horizon, it cannot go through reconciliation and pass via a simple majority (51 votes) in the Senate.

Just putting pineapple on a pizza does not make a Hawaiian Pizza

Take me with you. We can be synergy CEOs that are looking to shift the paradigm of mono-CEO operated corporations who are failing to capitalize on emerging trends.