Can’t wait to hear what the 130 decibel exhaust sounds like.

Apparently it has to be spot on or it doesn’t count these days.

Okay, but like...Pharah and Anna don’t count? Is it because they are Egyptian, not African-American “black”? By all means, I’m all for more black folk in the game, but this does bug me a bit.

No, mashed potatoes? Seriously? Making potatoes taste like other potatoes seems like the easiest thing to do.

.... I kinda would rather have Bob.

What I want to know is why there is anything in this story about his sexual orientation or hobby/prolivity for dressing up as a furry.

Schumer doesn’t think. If he did, he wouldn’t be Schumer.

This is a terrific article, but this:

Unfortunate that she was standing so close, but of course hindsight is 20.

We all know why they are taking those games off the store. They are freaking rigging the Game of the Year poll. Wake up people.

Anyone find this kind of silly given the context of murdering hundreds of people in a death game built around the same style of another game on the same engine which was built on the story of japanese school children mudering each other that was stolen by a random white lady for a popular book then movie series?

Let’s see Collinsworth spin this one on Sunday Night Friday Football.

How is Ben Shapiro a fascist? How is he a racist? I thought attacking people for different opinions and trying to silence debate was fascism?

You guys just wish you had someone as good as Ben on the left.  The man is brilliant and does a tremendous job at trolling you lefties. 

I don’t want to live in a world that doesn’t have Lea Thompson getting seduced by a talking duck.

I know this is a weird and unpopular concept for the people of this site, but most cops are just commoners who want to help their community. Definitely take a minute to breathe and compose yourself before responding.

All things are lost in Bill O’Brien’s chin divot.

Mike you naughty boy, does Mother know you’re addressing an adult woman without her in the room?

Thanks Beth, your article serves as journalistic lodestar to the rest of this nation.

Somebody’s always gotta try to profit from a tragedy.