How many months in jail do you get for breaking kayfabe?

That’s right!

Monster Hunter: World’s new event quests are live and the loot is absurd. Players completing the “Egg Lovers United” quest can unlock a head piece that turns their head into that of the goofy Kulu-Ya-Ku.

Disagree. This law is fantastic. It shouldn’t just be a pull over for faster traffic rule. OK is ahead of the curve on this one.

Yeah there better be Rockapella.

She’s on Netflix. Didn’t even need to crack open the almanac.

He suggested not using child labor to make their shoes and paying factory workers a decent wage.

Clearly a better corporate fit for Adidas since he spends all day dreaming about sex.

I bet he wore a pair of New Balances to work.

I dunno, on one hand he was beginning to look like a good nuanced villain and I was digging it, but then they turned him into a bog standard bad guy when he’s burning all the flowers and talking about sending weapons so Wakanda can rule the world.

That’s the purpose of a union.

I’m torn. On the one hand, I’m glad TV Ted got what he deserved. On the other hand, I bet this makes Bobby Knight happy, and I’m all for Knight never feeling happiness over anything.

They should pool the remaining tax credits. Companies who’ve been sitting on their hands up until now don’t deserve a competitive advantage for waiting for others to drive down battery costs

“OMG.” Nathan thought, “how can I write articles about toxic people with all these nice people around?”

You’re missing the most obvious issue: why the fuck should minor-league sports be affiliated with universities at all? You want to pay the athletes, fine. But then why bother having them be part of the school? That’s a lot of words just to try and justify college athletics, when that’s the problem in the first place.

for the “full trucking experience.”

This guy looks like a pudgy, male Amy Schumer.

So what you’re saying is taking a group of individuals traditionally known for being socially awkward misogynists who have spent years competing in an environment where they had complete anonymity and could say whatever to whomever they please with little to no repercussions, and turning into celebrities overnight…

Cool to see, but in my heart I was hoping for the Junker Queen

Oh please Trump spare us the World Cup, it’d be the first good thing you’ve done. A USA World Cup would turn the “ACTUALLY SOCCER IS AMERICA’S FASTEST GROWING SPORTS!” crowd up to 11. No one cares, just let me watch football.