Restraining orders only work as well as the parties involved make them work.

To be fair, Bleacher Report has a longstanding history of articles shitting all over Dirk. My personal fav was this gem:

Yeah...I’m guessing you’re a kid, right? Because you talk like someone who never actually watched Shaq play.

You must not follow the studio show then because Shaq’s periodic meltdowns and inability to take a joke have been a constant source of entertainment.

Except he’s also not not an excellent rim protector

Pretty sure it took Horace Grant a long time for him to shake MJ viewing him as being a lesser version of Oakley.

You’re giving security guards way more credit than Dolan gave them.

Let’s say you’re dealing with an ex who has a bad temper. Now if you were a real dick bag maybe you would intentionally provoke said ex in front of a group of people in order to make your point about their bad temper.

What sources? See...I can see Oakley’s “sources” being vague because they could get canned for publicly backing up his version, but what incentive do the Knicks have for keeping the “sources” for their version of what happened vague?

I’m pretty sure if you read the back of the ticket, they withold the right to kick you out of the venue for any bullshit reason they come up with.

I think the Zen Master thing works a lot better when you’re middle management dealing with pressure on both ends than it does when you’re essentially aligned with upper management.

So I guess ESPN is done having a friendly relationship with LeBron.

The writers are all mediocre at writing about basketball though. Most of them made their name on “scoops”.

No...I have encountered at least a half dozen Patriots fan today genuinely surprised I wasn’t thrilled for their team while proclaiming Tom Brady the best ever. And I live in Dallas.

We are legion and we are all around you even as you type. We might be your mailman, your doctor, your kid’s teacher, your neighbor...we may even be your spouse.

Thinking Goodell is worse than Robert Kraft is the very definition of losing the thread.

My condolences for having grown up in Maine.

It’s really hard when you have to choose between intergrity of belief and having to pay taxes.

I mean...as a Cowboys fan, my feelings for Jerry Jones are mixed at best, but I find it really hard to argue against his inclusion. He’s the single most influential sports owner in the past three decades.

He’s a decent comparison to Chad Johnson though.