It looks like the ability to kill the driver was a primary concern. The wheels/frame fit ever so nicely under that barrier.

If Top Gear taught me anything, it is that we better bring two or three Raptors to destroy a single Hilux.

Something about the front plate looks off. Photoshop?

One time I road on a bus.

No one will die in a Volvo because they'll all be safely parked at the dealerships! Zing.

Hotel California is only acceptable en Espanol.

Who gets the stuffed chicken at a steakhouse?

That is an ugly vehicle.

I am not anymore, but maybe I once was. There are several 100,000's Hobos plying the skies weekly. Those hobos get all the airline love.

That right there is your problem. Once a month is going to get you very little in the way of perks. You might earn enough for a free ticket every now and then, but that'll about it. You might as well not buddy up with any one airline.

Then you, my friend, are not a business traveler. Maybe you take a fancy aeroplane once or twice a year to go to a conference in Vegas? I'm talking real business travelers who spend 4 days a week at a client location, and fly 200+ segments a year. I dare you to show me one true business traveler who isn't in bed with…

This is most certainly true for the rank and file cattle that get loaded last into steerage. This is also the group of "people" that Airlines care least about.

I hope they had that Car Max warranty....

Business travel is driven mostly by loyalty miles. If I ain't earning miles, I ain't on your plane.

I would have guessed my favorite part would be the QR code, but no. It's the flag pole holder bolted to the back. Fits in perfectly with the jungle camo motif. I've got the same one next to my front door.

Fair enough.

I'd bet that car smells amazing.

I do love Doug's tails of Range Rover woe, but this is feeling a lot like a Car Max ad. Which is fine, I would actually read this article even if it had the "sponsored" tag. You guys should get some dollars in return.

Speaking of options....why can't I get a heated seat that only heats the back? I don't want ass heat, but a nice lower/upper back heat would be swell.

Is Gwaker going to issue one of these to Mr. George, Jalopnik's hardened criminal elite?