I don't understand what I just watched....

Watch the GPS, it shows that the highway does have some (very minor) curves. You can see the wheel doing minor corrections (likely because its got a soda can weighing down one side?).

snacks.....I've been doing it so wrong for so long.

I vote that we targa all of the things.

When was the last time you had a sandwich on a flight? They'd have to pay me to eat that shit.

Save a few bucks, get a few doors.

Red dress 1:55 stage right. Interested.

I replaced all that stuff with a contract with IBM. I hate myself everyday for that.

Cool story.

But it only has a range of 200 nm (at 20 knots). When was the last time we needed to move heavy gear 200 nm very slowly?

I believe, with zero riding experience backing me up, that more power would have been the correct response in this situation.

3% of your income per year?

You make vauge generalities on the internet, then discount an equally vaugue comment because he isn't bringing math or facts to the table?

Double (de)clutching is only useful in The Fast and Furious or a semi. All (open to challenges here) modern transmissions have syncros which eliminate the need to shift into neutral between each gear.

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I love that color.

Nice spot, that'll be a $5,999 option.

Whoa, does the current E wagon have jump seats?

Your firearms are useless against them!

New Jersey State Troopers' wet dreams are made of those.