Maybe you are just one of those super annoying awesomely likable guys. Maybe you are mentally deficient. No one would refuse a high five to a special person.

Are we that good at engineering that we can accurately simulate engine noise?

Release (preferably live) is the best way to start a day (and a concert).

That is my favorite plate of all time.

I want to give the Pope's detail guy a call.

A self aware Generation X'er? Is there still hope for the future....?

I love the fact that train stuffing is a white glove kind of job.

That is a cute cashier. Too bad she is obviously a dirty dirty hipster.

That video is in serious need of some Michael Bay style 'splosions.

that's real talk.

E39 M5 in LeMans Blue.

True. I'd personally go for a CPO, let the (sucker) guy who bought/leased it new take the worst deprecation hit.

That is easy to say on the internets, but if it was my 80K check I'd damn sure get exactly what I wanted.

Did I hear a "baby" from the man on the hood?

That video contained 100% too few 'splosions.

True - but he would have had even less of a chance at survival had he unbelted and got out of his monstrosity just before the tornado hit.

Should Mr. Bond be wearing a blue shirt?

Whoa, thatsa lot o bullet holes.

They have to compare these brakes to the carbon ceramics on many supercars (rather stupidly in my opinion) based on their "a car is a car any we don't break them down into categories" ranking system.

Thanks, but no thanks.