I'm guessing they use the twitter robot because handing the keys to the Twitter account to some mimium wage youth is very dangerous.

I recently refianced a loan (not under any special priciple reduction program) and I had a metric shitton of papper work to sign. How did your parents complete a refi or loan modification without the paperwork to prove the terms that were agreed upon?

That thing seems to be a bit too bulky to be added to my already crammed carryon.

I love the fact that train stuffing is a white glove kind of job.

That is a cute cashier. Too bad she is obviously a dirty dirty hipster.

That video is in serious need of some Michael Bay style 'splosions.

that's real talk.

E39 M5 in LeMans Blue.

True. I'd personally go for a CPO, let the (sucker) guy who bought/leased it new take the worst deprecation hit.

That is easy to say on the internets, but if it was my 80K check I'd damn sure get exactly what I wanted.

Did I hear a "baby" from the man on the hood?

T-MO is not great in my neck of the woods. Does ATT offer any prepaid voice + let data plans with attractive pricing to make buying a phone outright advantageous?

Will it get updates direct from Google?

Jay Z (or whoever the hip new artist is today) has been put on notice. If your not shooting your videos in space, your failing.

That video contained 100% too few 'splosions.

You are assuming that the light heading for the back cover will somehow be re-routed back to the LCD. I'm no physicist, but I would think that most of the light is being absorbed by the aluminum and converted to waste heat.

True - but he would have had even less of a chance at survival had he unbelted and got out of his monstrosity just before the tornado hit.

Should Mr. Bond be wearing a blue shirt?

Right, but if the universe is expanding at set speed in all directions, then everything is being pulled apart at a set speed. Wouldn't that mean a galaxy would have to be moving faster than the rate of expansion to overcome the universe's sprawl and collide the the galaxy next door that is being pulled away from it?

I realize that a galactic collision is possible because you've shown me the picture, but I don't understand it. I though that because of the big bang the universe was ever expanding, making everything in the universe farther apart. If everything is getting farther apart, why is shit crashing? Different galaxies moving…