You don't have kids.

Any Carlos that can effectively kill 300 beige vehicles is presidential material in my book.

Nah, just track info that links back to the app.

Is you code word "shenanigans"?

If your gonna do something...

I just updated, I've got lockscreen controls. I have a Galaxy Nexus running a custom ROM (BAMF).

I just installed the beta; I've got lock screen controls.

Thanks to the editor for not ruining it with techno/house/rap/noise.

owner or valet?

That would be sensible logic if every parent followed it. Unfortunately there is zero chance of me letting my little baby Jesus incarnate on the highway in small car with good handling and sight lines while every other parent is putting 13 feet of steel between their honor student and my kids' rear bumper.

Please, I would nap that room to death.

Right now the French are busy surrounding 50% of the complex with an impenetrable concrete fortress from which they will laugh at the oncoming radioactive particles until, you know, the radiation decides to go around it....

25MM Cannon?!? Boring....

The company I work for (large stodgy manufacturing company with HQ in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere) still is very anti work from home.

Horseshoes and hand grenades.

beated

7,000,000-to-1; I am never using scissors again. Ms. Stereotypicalfirstgradeteacher... be damned.

All of my friends are pushing 30 and living in a basement. While I envy them in a grass is always greener without a mortgage, wife, and child kind of way, I certainly wouldn't dare take investment advice from them.

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33cl = ~11 US fluid ounces. 12oz of Heineken (lager) has ~150 calories. Even Heineken light lager has 99 calories per 12oz.