Spotify (insert your fav noise maker here) + AirPort Express + Airfoil = profit.

Yea, it makes way more sense that her middle school friends turn her into the person she is rather than the people who raised her.

I wonder where this kid learned her bullshit childish behaviors....

That will make my morning "urinate in the shower because I am too tired to aim at the toilet and my wife has not yet caught me doing it yet" routine at bit more awkward.

Holy hell, that is the saddest thing I have ever seen.

I'm turnin left!!!!!

The onion is terrific.

Would you, solely on principle, plant fists to the face of the guy(s) that created the "Nissan Frontier snowboards" commercial if you ever had the misfortune of running into him(s)?

"I also had the opportunity to watch it live in the states cool." How?!?

Ah - I thought the Predator was a more tactical/strategic tool, being used for very specific missions, rather than general surveillance of an area.

The U-2 is awesome, but wasn't the main advantage of the Global Hawk its ability to loiter over a fixed point for many hours?

$400bn > -$13tn

Why do you care about the unwashed masses mucking around with their property?

"Ask about 99.5% of American drivers that those things are and what their significance is in regards to their car's operation and you'd get a blank stare."

"Sign the petition, please. It'll be worth it."

...and if you (I) have twins?

///M != Audi S

Genuinely hilarious.

I would love to do some maintenance but unfortunately I have a garage full of kids toys, and not enough hours in the day.

Thanks for the information.