$400bn > -$13tn

Why do you care about the unwashed masses mucking around with their property?

"Ask about 99.5% of American drivers that those things are and what their significance is in regards to their car's operation and you'd get a blank stare."

"Sign the petition, please. It'll be worth it."

...and if you (I) have twins?

///M != Audi S

Genuinely hilarious.

I would love to do some maintenance but unfortunately I have a garage full of kids toys, and not enough hours in the day.

Thanks for the information.

I am in the market for a CPO sedan and was thinking about a 335/535/550 (depending on child car seat fit).

But the Moon rejects your ridiculous proposal.

When locomotives are paired up like that, why is one always in reverse?

This sounds like trolling, but it is not intentional.

To do this they would have to create a network to serve internets to all those wireless APs.

that's why I stick to beer, fish fuck in water

My employer sends IBM a check (I'm told it is one of those giant cardboard checks) good for 220 million dollars every year to manage 15 thousand servers and various enterprise systems (data centers, Active Directory, networking...).

CaptainJack, you got me high tonight.

Horseshoes and hand grenades.

Left turns, now that is heart of the issue. NJ!

"his demise was started by a single French jet"