that's why I stick to beer, fish fuck in water

My employer sends IBM a check (I'm told it is one of those giant cardboard checks) good for 220 million dollars every year to manage 15 thousand servers and various enterprise systems (data centers, Active Directory, networking...).

CaptainJack, you got me high tonight.

Horseshoes and hand grenades.

Left turns, now that is heart of the issue. NJ!

"his demise was started by a single French jet"

So what frequency is Sprint using for LTE?

I would do ANYTHING to prolong the time I have with son.

gobbledygook is a fun word.

I was thinking the exact same thing...

I'd be willing to bet all my Star Wars toys that most Android tablet owners switch their browser mode to Desktop, rendering Comscore useless.

Wawa destroys Sheetz.

...and that is why we call you "Generation Me".

Damn that was funny.

I am going to punch my wife in the ovaries if she spent a penny over $345,000 on her 2006 Passat.

The E39 M5 (LeMans Blue!) is beautiful and an amazing drive. With low mileage models being sold for under 25k it is hard to justify purchasing any other sedan new or used.

Can you recommend a tall desk chair?

They only evacuated the areas most prone to flooding, the low lying areas next to the rivers. I've heard something like 300,000 people. Still a substantial amount of people, but only ~2% of the city.

Great news. Something needs to give Comcast some serious competition in my area.

Help me out with the JJSOY acronym.