Just trying to comprehend the number of these things it would take to eliminate our need for coal would make your head explode into a million pieces of gooey brain particles.

"Yet, I'd totally go on a date with Ellen Page."

Salt water pool, most likely filled with water from the Mediterranean. Then again this is Sicily, so if those fish complained twice they'd get hit so bad, believe me, they'd never complain again.

That didn't look like bike thievery to me. More like some asshole gangsters shitting where they live. Nothing new.

Damn, redheaded children are oddly terrifying.

They still make the Navitimer series. I would love to get my hands (wrist?) on a 60's model.

I don't see how the ARM version fits in. If the ARM version can't run any Intel software, how are they going to call it Windows. Are they expecting new software to be compatible with both platforms?

that's 'em.

I wish I could tell you. Every time I fire up the ps3 to watch something on Hulu or Netflix, PS3 is down for "maintenance".

Does PowerShell offer you a viable alternative?

When you increase the education salary range by ~30% (to account for the time spent on vacations) the range is well within line with the other disciplines.

Bing is great, but I find it mind bottling that Google is still the best way to find TechNet articles...

What does Apple provide that you can't do otherwise?

By that logic the Snapdragon should perform better than the Tegra while connected to the same wifi network, b/c wifi is also on the chip.

and now I want one of those delicious chocolate cover chewy granola bars

"With its exposed plywood" - should read "With its exposed particle board"

Same thing with the North Philadelphia natives trying to cross Route 1 not at an intersection, and as slow as possible to preserve their "tough guy gansta who doesn't hustle for nothing" act.

It worked out just fine for Frogger, you were just not doing it right.

Does using the Air inside a case like this cause heat issues?

Is your knowledge of Wired's profit margins first hand?