The actor in that ad is called Rogerio Cardoso (1937-2003). He was a very famous and talented humorist. He's sorely missed, but you just gave me a good reason to check his old gags on youtube! :)

(brazilian portuguese) https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rog%C3%A9…

Let me know if you need more info about the ad, but it is…

I love ya. Mwah!

Ohm dang it. I was too fast and missed the "fastest *US* goal ..." part, sorry!
Anyway, for curiosity sakes, the fastest ever was 10.89 seconds, Hakan Şükür ( Turkey, vs Korea Republic, 29 June 2002, 2002).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIFA_Worl…

Ah, an orlove'd picture.

James Franco?

Indeed it an incredible photo, and indeed it is an incredible machine. The unsettling thing for me is that all these tech has been created in the name of military power -irrespective of being the USA or Russia/USSR, or any other country for that matter. Sure, a lot of that tech ended up trickling down to our everyday…

Oooh. nsa.gov is down! Good sh!t, eh?
Tell me when you can actually break in and leak something, @sstards.

Finally...

I will just leave this here: