Bless your heart.

Thanks for some sincerity. I won’t expect it regularly around Deadspin, but it’s nice now. It’s a problem because, me and her, we do okay. It’s her being welded into an inflexible family structure with terrible people that I’m having trouble processing.

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

Or “retarded”. I heard both of those a lot growing up.

Just want to point out that in this modern world that’s driven by rapidly accelerating technology... that whenever Joe Biden responds to a problem with “Well my dad used to say, Joey...” — he’s about to say an idea that is literally over a century old.

Once again, Burneko is showing he’s just another leftist who is against any mentally unfit politician who had a disgusting political and social record well before his mental instability became evident.

But erasing someone’s memory so they’d have sex with you, when you know they wouldn’t have had sex with you if their memory was intact, sure is.

Navid Negahban was called upon to do some pretty heavy lifting these last two seasons. Much of the success of the finale (B or B+ perhaps) rests on believing the emotions playing out across his face while he’s tripping in mirror sunglasses. He was always so dapper I never could buy that he and that scary lump demon…

Who has better travel ideas than AAA? According to the publisher of this AAA guidebook, no one.

Woody is just a Big Baby.

My wife was watching the match, regarding the fifth set to quote her “Watch these before they show up on deadspin.”

I’m sure watching it on grass makes the experience even better.

Oh, so both his kids are prone to turnovers.

Alright, you (and the rest) get a star for commitment.

Déjà vu. 

Déjà vu. 

Sweet birthday baby!!

I could have sworn I’ve seen this story before.