Let me just pull out my iPhone while driving around to check if any nearby cars are stolen.

@nibby68: I read "big breasts" and my mouth watered.

What did I win?

I'm proficient in MS Office! I have an in!

@Xeno: Aww... I wanted to give the "welcome to the internet" speech!

Who's been reading my diary?

@phdbd: Small is beautiful.

Considering the cost of the vehicle, I can't help but feel he's lying about something thanks to the overuse of the term "basic" when describing this car.

@gtuned: The open engine bay was done so well, it was orgasmic.

Not from an animated show/movie, but this car appeared in Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit. The El Nino was one of the cars designed specifically for the game, and I'm saddened that the design was never really picked up.

@urabro: "Browan Atkinson" makes this full of win

@typica1cat: +1 for a good laugh

While I want to look good on the cam for my girlz, bro, dis shitz just 2 much for me.

I saw that engine bay and immediately decided NP.

@Ray Wert: I tried snuggling up with my open tab of Jalopnik during nap time, but then I fell asleep.

@LuckyChuck: Damn! Get out of my head, uncouth scum!

@uncleben: You are a dirty, dirty man.

@amorak: Under appreciated sounds good... "Bottom appreciated" is more correct.

Ken,

@alleggerita: Oh Sweet Holy Mary!