@Schnell, schnell!: Opulence, I has it: Or doing shots of tequila from a sippy cup, to prevent from accidentally breaking something.

@Tossed Mazda3hatch's Chicken Salad all over Accord's face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese dressing: I'll get you a tissue.

I love the architecture, but you know... some color would be really nice.

@OA 5599: Greatest phrase EVER.

...At least they now know that was a real one, and not a cheap knock-off.

@Middleswine: Worst traffic jam, or greatest?

@electricarchie: Exactly! What could would a supermodel girlfriend be if you can't take her home to make you a sandwich?

A Volvo. Duh.

@♫ Destronok ♫: Don't forget the condoms and/or weed.

@chucky2jimmy: /dumbstruck.

HELLLOOOOO NURSE!

@boddagettaflyer: Oooh! That's an unfamiliar one!

@MasAer: Here's a better pic:

@spiegel1: I see your Thunderbird, and I'll raise you the Ford 49.

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

@turbo steve: That's one solution...

Honestly, what would you use this for that couldn't be done for cheaper and/or better looking in many, many other cars?

@SantaRita: Ah, you beat me to it! I had the same idea.

There are a couple thousand of us here...

@calzonegolem: Better give "George" a good bath first.