@rob_p: "BEHOLD! The great non-knowing platypus! All hail his lack of sentience!"

Chaparral 2J

@Matt Chambers: I second that!

@OCEntertainment: /Applause

While the BMW X3 is heavier, more expensive, and less useful for "intimate activities," it is, in fact, available in more than one color!

Rabble. Rabble rabble rabble!

@philaDLJ: That is an AMAZING looking van. Can't believe I've never seen it before.

@Lite: an adventurer is me!: There's nothing wrong with a little Mercury...

@Dickeydoo: That sorta joke doesn't fly around here.

@grok666: heart clicked! well done!

@Jes St.Lawrence: There will always be someone as desperate as you are ugly.

Steel toed boots in case I drop something.

Easy. A school bus. Has to be a short bus though.

And they sell this car to rich bastards?

@evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars: /Head explode

There is no substitute: a McLaren F1.

@FriendlyFloyd: ... And a wonderful Lawrence from Office Space reference merits a hearty-click from me. Well done!

@I can be stig?:

If I had this kinda money to throw around...

@cobrajoe: Perhaps we can erect a support group for this sort of thing.