The more articles you post the sassier your comment responses get.

I've considered FF and I personally would love it. However I absolutely unbelievably incredibly tremendously relish the thought of NOT being 'Ferrari guy' anymore.

Congratulations on selling the Ferrari! Thank you for not letting me personally know it was for sale because I probably would have bought it, and I need another car like I need another hole in the head.

dougdemuro at yahoo, but understand that I refuse to confirm or deny anything so this will be more for my benefit than yours.

Perhaps two of them.

Wouldn't surprise me in the least.

Yeah, you tell 'em!

A fun thing to do is to not read articles you know you won't like. That way you save yourself the trouble of getting angry over nothing.

Plot twist: I'm Rod.

As a midwestern attorney, I have about 1000 plausable suspects for who Rod is. If he practices in Chicago, I'm pretty sure I know exactly who it is.

I look forward to how much you paid vs. how much you sold it for... the total cost of ownership for 12 months will be an interesting read.

I'm glad Jalopnik hired you... best articles on the site by far.

You have no idea how glad I am that I will no longer have to read all these comments bitching about De Muro's damned Ferrari.

My personal favorite, however, was a buyer in Maryland who told me he was "very interested" in my car. We spoke on the phone for several minutes, and he was asking all the right questions – but then he dropped the bomb: his brother purchased a 2002 360 Modena earlier this year, and he didn't want to pay a penny more…

"How Demuro bought a used Youabian Puma for less than a new Camry"

(QUICK PERSONAL NOTE! This is my 100th column since I was officially hired by Jalopnik back in February. Since it marks the end of the road with my Ferrari, I think it's a fitting milestone. Thank you to everyone for the support, the kind words, the e-mails, the positive comments, and – especially to the many readers…

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I thought the hardest part about owning a Ferrari was not talking about it. ZING!