How do fried mini tacos that have been sitting in a plastic container steaming for half an hour grab ya? Or a burger with plenty of gristle lumps? You can get that with fries that have also been sitting in plastic containers steaming for a while too, because who likes crispy fries?

I can only imagine...

The JOBS act allows for a million dollars of crowdfunding from non-accredited investors. This wasn’t true when fig started, but it was in the pipeline, and they made use of it after. It is, obviously, of limited use, as that kind of money doesn’t do much.

Disney people are really weird.

I would imagine the clinic could deal with any sort of dental “emergency” - few things tooth related are much of an emergency compared to a stroke or a heart attack. Not like most of their clientele have their own teeth anymore anyway on these LOOONG cruises. This is an old people’s game.

You can still work under house arrest; there’s a certain window where you can leave to go to work and come home, and oftentimes stipulations are made for grocery shopping, doctor’s appointments and family emergencies. It all depends on the seriousness of the crime, the judge (who sets the requirements), and the…

They actually do have that, it’s called work release, but it’s mainly only given to white collar or highly skilled criminals, not burger flippers, but let’s not give the fast food industry any ideas...

The bottle filler stations at airports can be a major help but they are sporadic.  For example, it seems only half the terminals in PHL have them.  Otherwise, you have to deal with low flow water fountains (and hoping you don’t touch the metal spout with your bottle).

And destroying his car in the process. 

Here we view this thing in its natural habitat:

Nimrata herself.

Dunno. The Hydro Flask I have has a seamless interior. It also uses Yeti accessories. (I have as Yeti lid with straw on it right now.) And it also survived a fall from the top of my car to the asphalt parking lot. So I’m a sold Hydro Flask user. But both Stanley and Hydro Flask are fine products and you can’t go wrong…

They do, but it’s not an issue, it’s how they seal the vacuum, so it’s technically on the outside, and under a cover.

*you’re

Wait. So, do you work for Tesla, or have your years of pro-Tesla comments on Jalopnik just been for fun?

Someone’s trying to get a Subway ad!

DeSantis says “Yes. Why is this a problem?”

#1 answer: ad blockers

Boys, I think we dun found ourselfs a commie!

Another one which really sucked for everyone, dude decided that the busy time was the best time to gas up his massive RV and blocked an entire row of pumps, then decided to go inside for a while.