Maybe also plan a trip to the hospital?

Holy crap, I never thought to use a salad spinner to dry out potatoes, I wonder if it would work for hashbrowns too?

That tracks. Very much like these pathetic wannabe soldiers, Pikachu won’t have anything to do with balls.

I can and do drink coffee all day, but would never buy it more than once a day. I don’t know how people can afford it. 

“They’re perfectly fine once you take the ball gags off of them!”

Similar experience here. Someone sent me a few bottles of wine and gave me a heads-up that UPS would make me sign for them, so someone would need to be home (no problem there!). When it arrived, I hurried to the door wearing my mask, and the delivery guy had set the box on the doormat and stood far back (6+ feet) at…

I like the cut of your jib! I think people are dumb for plopping down $1k on a new phone every year. Unless you’re an engineer relying on tech like LiDAR or 8k cameras, you’re just throwing money away.

I don’t know about bare minimum, the next to last photo looks like the mission in the Mafia 1 demo where you go protect a liquor deal, i remember it being in a multi-story parking lot. Here it’s in a dock

Mafia 1 has been rebuilt from the ground up in a newer engine (presumably Mafia III’s). The game is way too old (18 years, somehow) for them to do anything else. It must have been quite expensive, compared to Mafia II’s much more modest texture upgrade and probably not much at all being done to Mafia III.

I can’t tell you how many times FedEx or UPS has left something on the doorstep even though it is labeled “Signature Required.”

That would be an exceedingly more interesting (as well as tragic and awful) conclusion to the post then the prevailing theory, that the whole this is fake. 

That’s the “standing” issue I was referring to. The Senate would not join a suit to enforce the law, meaning the House would have to go it alone. And the Court could decide that only “Congress” has standing to enforce its Article I power to set the election date, but “Congress” means “both houses together,” so to…

God I hated that race but I don’t remember a bug. It was just hard as shit

white priviledge...

This is fair, but incredibly charitable.

Salon: Michigan anti-lockdown protesters spread COVID-19 to rural areas, Whitmer tells Pence in leaked call.

This is the correct answer.

They already extened NYC to at least June 6th and motherfuckers are STILL outside with no damn masks.

Sounds like everyone could use some more D.

I would say you’d need three slices for it to be a sandwich, but apparently a hot dog is a sandwich now so standards are meaningless