So he's saying Ailes was a delicate snowflake?

Haha, that did indeed happen. And her husband was roasted to death just weeks(?) before.

If it's Japanese Jiu-jitsu then good luck to you.

McBride's wife just acted so extremely unreasonably and idiotically that it made it harder for you to sympathize that anyone would be capable of such selfish scared stupidity. it was like every possible thing you could do to fuck up they decided to cram into that sequence.

The planet is a different planet they're going to. They receive a distress call from Noomi Rapace's character and they decide to go there first since it looks incredibly ideal in its habitability. Yet the side of the planet they're on is filled with storms and they still decide to go down there without a second…

Has it really? Seemed like a few days went by in the original. Will have to re-watch it again. That'll def wash the memory of Covenant from my mind at the very least.

Exactly.

It can be both!

Well, it inseminating that guy with his face melted off in what was a split second is where they're jumping their own gestation shark, along with the unrealistic short time it takes for it to grow now.

That and it took only a few hours (at most) for the xenomorph to grow from a baby to an adult.
Also how did David smuggle a face hugger on board? Unless it imseminated in that short time it was on that one guy, but…

They fly in during a hurricane, do absolutely no preparations besides “it looks habitable”, yet there are huge storms on it. You'd think they could scan for lifeforms or sth in case there's dangerous animals. Nope.

I left before the credits started rolling. I should've left sooner. I only paid 2 buck to see it, but felt like even that was too much.

I'm frankly really offended they're paying people actual money to write nonsensical shit like this. Stuff in the 80s and 90s at least made sense.

Everyone's actions in Alien seemed so natural, in Prometheus and Covenant not only are actions heavily contrived, but the story set-up is needlessly nonsensical.

Cause she ordered Brad to go fishing.

Say hello to heaven. RIP Chris.

Def steer clear!

You're missing an r there buddy.

They went full Covenant Stupid!

Hmm, I'd have to say worse stupid shit.