Flamer Tweets Controversial Picture of Fruit

That's just, like, your opinion man.

"Heart-stoppingly good."

This is just ludicrous. I absolutely cannot believe that Geno Smith was intercepted before coming anywhere near a touchdow—

[Receives vicious blindside hit from Standards]
[Blacks out; fumbles joke]
[Spends rest of life feeling cloudy, with a sensitivity to light, GIF-related humor]

Jet Jettisoned From Jet

Mark Sanchez is confused. "Virgin America? Not when I'm done with them."

Stewart Cink's head is looking better by the day.

I just wish the two screens were merged together and there wasn't that crack in the middle.

Only took two sentences before the "I have gay family members!" declaration. Awwwww...a Viking broke a record.

"now Bryant Mckinnie..he's a bigOT!"

In my experience bigots don't like to be called bigots.

"I'm not a bigot! I'm not bi-anything! That's fucking disgusting!"

If I want nothing else in a woman, it's Republican feet and a Democrat crotch.

Subject: Thought You Could Use This Now

A Schiano Man would never retire Schiano Man jokes.

I got a confession Burneko. Don't mock me.

> Tony Romo throws out back

"Look out Gronk, an imposter!!!"