Sending mine back today, I was one of the ones affected. And while I love the device, this burning during urination is just not worth it.

I've often times "taken that regrettable trip to 7 Eleven and stocked up on cheese puffs, microwave burritos, and, well, everything else edible." But I've never once smoked pot.

Flamer Tweets Controversial Picture of Fruit

That's just, like, your opinion man.

"Heart-stoppingly good."

Terrorist: Looks like we already hit this. Lets move on.......

How are the terrorists going to find anything to blow up? Threat avoided, mission accomplished.

This is just ludicrous. I absolutely cannot believe that Geno Smith was intercepted before coming anywhere near a touchdow—

[Receives vicious blindside hit from Standards]
[Blacks out; fumbles joke]
[Spends rest of life feeling cloudy, with a sensitivity to light, GIF-related humor]

Jet Jettisoned From Jet

Mark Sanchez is confused. "Virgin America? Not when I'm done with them."

Stewart Cink's head is looking better by the day.

I just wish the two screens were merged together and there wasn't that crack in the middle.

Only took two sentences before the "I have gay family members!" declaration. Awwwww...a Viking broke a record.

"now Bryant Mckinnie..he's a bigOT!"

In my experience bigots don't like to be called bigots.

"I'm not a bigot! I'm not bi-anything! That's fucking disgusting!"

If I want nothing else in a woman, it's Republican feet and a Democrat crotch.

I got a confession Burneko. Don't mock me.