> Tony Romo throws out back

"Look out Gronk, an imposter!!!"

Kidd: "I'm the coach of this motherfucking team!"

"Mr. Gronkowski, we're going to get an MRI. We're concerned you may have CTE."

Why do adults brag about the accomplishments of other people? Congratulations on "your" big win.

Terrible request. Once you have the tits you no longer want to wear pants

Wait is he the one with the tiny pecker or the gross white beard?

This is the best thing that Deadspin has ever done. I am so excited to see how this goes.

Bob Tebow, on the Philippines:

I'm a Christian and the only thing I consider Tebow is a bad QB

Jesus Christ, I'm so sick of Tim Tebow!

So when he has something to say about Jonathan Martin's difficulties with the locker-room culture, he's worth listening to.

Case Keenum throwing 3 touchdowns in the first half was a huge shock to me, too.

Damn you; you only beat me to it because of all the viruses slowing down my computer.

In my experience, a McAfee test turns up a bunch of dirty shit.

Light beer will make you split the check (which is only 12 dollars!!!) and also shoot you judgy eyes when you order a non-light beer because CARBS!

You must have drafted Danny Amendola.

"Paper!"