Isn’t “paid leave” slang for getting traded to the Rockies anyway?

Official Twitter of Kurt Rambis, future former Head Coach of the New York Knicks. #NYKnicks

This clip is a microcosm of Umile’s teams for the last decade or so

Love the shot of the opponent’s bench as they appear to be enjoying it almost as much as his own team!

This sport approaches the line of barbarism, drops its pants and takes a leak on the line, then zips up and walks right on by.

Snitches get balls in their face

The Kings truly are a toothless opponent.

Traveling is like pornography or an NFL reception; I can’t define them but I know them when I see them.

Pride, Power, Proletariat

Part of the problem is the Gilmour Girls play at a very fast, unnatural pace that is really hard to keep up with.

Why didn’t he just trade Gruden and his staff to the Tampa Bay Lightning’s affiliate?

“Pssh, he didn’t even mention integrity... Amateur.”

You didn’t even make it to the first freaking sentence of the article, eh?

Hey, a cyanide induced massive heart attack is still, presumably, a massive heart attack.

The worst part of being a Red Sox fan is that there are other Red Sox fans, and the vast majority are insufferable. Poor kid hasn’t seen a WS Champion in 2 years. *Shakes fist at clouds*

7) This will be my last comment on the subject, pending further reporting.

Club 50. He probably just thought that was a reference to career total of base-on-balls and felt he was entitled. Jose Guillen was waiting for him.